if you’re gonna walk, wear walking shoes.
Not my van, not my problem
“you roll it like a sleeping bag, kinda…”
Waste your vote on Gary Johnson, the presidential candidate who wants you to “dream a little”
WOULD YOU RATHER GIVE UP CHEESE OR ORAL SEX FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?
this is a tough question guys…
the saying “bro’s before hoes” is intended for men. but I guess we are pretty manly.
IF YOUR EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND IS A CRAZY BITCH,
DON’T SAY IT ON THE INTERNET!
BECAUSE IF SHE IS A CRAZY BITCH,
SHE WILL PROBABLY SEE IT,
AND BE A CRAZY BITCH ABOUT IT,
EVEN THOUGH SHE’S THE ONE STALKING YOU.
Take a Xanax!