Life Advice From The Azers

if you’re gonna walk, wear walking shoes.

Not my van, not my problem

4 months ago -

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“you roll it like a sleeping bag, kinda…”

Waste your vote on Gary Johnson, the presidential candidate who wants you to “dream a little”

WOULD YOU RATHER GIVE UP CHEESE OR ORAL SEX FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?

this is a tough question guys…

the saying “bro’s before hoes” is intended for men. but I guess we are pretty manly.

IF YOUR EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND IS A CRAZY BITCH,
DON’T SAY IT ON THE INTERNET!

BECAUSE IF SHE IS A CRAZY BITCH,
SHE WILL PROBABLY SEE IT,
AND BE A CRAZY BITCH ABOUT IT,
EVEN THOUGH SHE’S THE ONE STALKING YOU.

Ashland Ohio
[2011]

Stressed out?
Take a Xanax!